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Ren McCormack's Dance Rebellion Academy - Unisex Sweatshirt walnut creek Distressed red block text belowRen's entire curriculum is angry warehouse gymnastics set to a cassette tape, with a final exam of yelling Ecclesiastes at a town council. Franchising rebellion in the town that banned dancing is the pettiest power move in teen movie history. Inspired by Footloose. The Details: Cursive white script reads "Ren McCormack's" above bold cyan retro inline block text reading "DANCE REBELLION ACADEMY," with "BOMONT, UTAH" in smaller white serif letters