If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Unisex T-Shirt watsonville Red script text reads "Squatchin'"

Red script text reads "Squatchin'" across the top

That boat never saw water

Customer complaints get a two-word return policy nobody survives

A vintage cartoon lettuce character wearing a black top hat marked with a red "S" and a floating red halo strides forward in red shorts

Bold distressed white block capitals read "WASH YOUR BALLS" beneath the figure

If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Unisex T-Shirt watsonville Red script text reads "Squatchin'"Ricky Bobby built an entire career on drunk parenting advice and never once checked the source. Reese finally admits he was high when he said it, but by then the philosophy is sponsor welded to the hood. Inspired by Talladega Nights. The Details: Bold white italic text reads "IF YOU AIN'T" above diagonal racing stripes in yellow, red, white, and blue leading into the oversized word "FIRST." Below, white text reads "YOU'RE LAST" with a white checkered