Real Genius - If Gravity Reversed Itself - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S A vintage black ink illustration

A vintage black ink illustration of a male bowler in mid-delivery pose reaches upward

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Real Genius - If Gravity Reversed Itself - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S A vintage black ink illustrationLazlo's gravity preparedness protocol probably includes a ceiling harness and a detailed binder stashed somewhere in those steam tunnels. Surviving his hypotheticals is harder than surviving Pacific Tech. Inspired by Real Genius. The Details: Distressed white block text arching across the top reads "WOULD YOU BE PREPARED IF GRAVITY." A halftone black and white photo of Lazlo Hollyfield appears upside down below, depicting a figure holding a bottle.