Santa's Lil' Helper - Unisex Sweatshirt salt lake city White arched text reads "GREETINGS

White arched text reads "GREETINGS FROM" above large 3D lettering reading "NEW JERSEY" in cyan with orange drop shadows

Marketing peaked in the era when sticky floors and broken ankles counted as elegance

it offered refinement when refinement was rare

styled after vintage athletic team logos

that 'may' becomes legally inaccurate

Santa's Lil' Helper - Unisex Sweatshirt salt lake city White arched text reads "GREETINGSElves leaning against whiskey bottles like old drinking buddies tells you everything about what "helper" really means in December. Santa gets the credit, but whiskey is the one actually getting you through the in law dinner. The Details: A vintage hand drawn illustration depicts a grinning elf in a green outfit, red belt, red and white striped stockings, and pointed hat, leaning against an oversized amber whiskey bottle labeled "WHISKEY" with a cork