Here for a Good Time Not a Sober Time - Unisex T-Shirt manchester Curved bold white text below

Curved bold white text below reads "NOT CRACK" in a slightly worn texture

everybody else hears it detonate from across the barbecue

Bold white serif capitals below read "NEWPORT BEACH" above "CALIFORNIA

this funny design is perfect for those who know Die Hard is the ultimate holiday classic

Large inverted magenta triangle with a jagged yellow zigzag border along its top edge serves as the background shape

Here for a Good Time Not a Sober Time - Unisex T-Shirt manchester Curved bold white text belowThe Founding Fathers built a country on life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Two out of three were available at the keg. The Details: A bold red circular seal mimics the Great Seal of the United States, with "HERE FOR A GOOD TIME" arching along the top and "NOT A SOBER TIME" along the bottom. At center, a spread winged bald eagle clutches two "BEER" labeled cans in its talons with "1776" on its chest and two red stars flanking the design.