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White block text flanking the portrait reads "ESTD" and "1993

A mid-century modern illustration depicts an A-frame bowling alley building in red and blue with yellow awnings and a red line-work parking lot

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Arched white retro rounded text reads "THEY HATE US 'CAUSE" across the top

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