Morning Wood Lumber Company - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black A distressed sage-green oval contains

A distressed sage-green oval contains a dark brown illustration of a meat skewer

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and a curved red fuse with white spark lines at the tip

Distressed white text reading "LET'S GET" arches across the top in a playful rounded font

Morning Wood Lumber Company - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black A distressed sage-green oval containsMorning Wood Lumber Co. has been working hard since 1963, which is the kind of dedication that deserves a slow clap and zero eye contact. Grandma will be so proud of your commitment to the timber industry. The Details: Distressed sage green block serif text reads "MORNING WOOD" above smaller text reading "ESTD" and "1963" flanking an olive gold end grain log illustration with visible tree rings and a small branch. Below, sage green serif text reads