Long Way To Mow - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL representing a small Maryland fishing

representing a small Maryland fishing town where baseball and the Chesapeake Bay were inseparable

but places like the Sea Lion fed you the whole Pacific horizon

and all the man ever said was two words in a nice font

Earning the title of urban achiever requires nothing more than a millionaire in a wheelchair needing a tax write-off and a framed photo for his wall

Large cyan letters "ICS" with horizontal speed lines striped through them sit beside a cyan silhouette of a running figure in mid-stride

Long Way To Mow - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL representing a small Maryland fishingSlapping a Screaming Chicken on a riding mower is the most Bandit move any suburban dad has ever pulled. Eastbound and down, just trying to finish before the HOA shows up. Inspired by Smokey and the Bandit. The Details: Arched black sans serif text reads "WE'VE GOT A LONG WAY TO MOW" curving above "AND A SHORT TIME TO GET THERE." A black and golden yellow riding lawn mower features a prominent golden phoenix hood decal, with green grass clippings