Navin Johnson's Opti-Grab - Long Sleeve T-Shirt la grande Branding politics in beer-logo cursive

Branding politics in beer-logo cursive is the most honest advertising in American history

Customer complaints get a two-word return policy nobody survives

two meatball subs

or you're gonna get drilled

Distressed white groovy hand-lettered text reads "it's not going to lick itself" arranged in stacked lines

Navin Johnson's Opti-Grab - Long Sleeve T-Shirt la grande Branding politics in beer-logo cursiveNavin Johnson invented the Opti Grab to solve a problem nobody had, then made millions before the lawsuits caught up. Turns out keeping glasses on your face isn't worth going cross eyed. Inspired by The Jerk. The Details: White sans serif text reads "NAVIN JOHNSON'S" above gradient text in orange, yellow, and brown horizontal stripes reading "OPTI GRAB" in bold retro typography. A high contrast halftone portrait in stippled black and white depicts