Spooky Appreciation Society - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL but the exit interviews were

but the exit interviews were always conducted by the Coast Guard

and the display case is a minivan with Cheerios ground into the seats

and nobody walking in has ever once questioned that claim

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Spooky Appreciation Society - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL but the exit interviews wereMembership in a spooky shit appreciation society requires owning at least three skulls you didn't inherit and ranking horror movies by atmospheric fog density. Annual dues are just buying another black candle nobody asked you to explain. The Details: Arched white serif text reads "SPOOKY SHIT" above a golden yellow skull illustration with melted wax dripping down its surface and multiple lit candles protruding from the top. Smaller white text flanking