Moist - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL while a house behind is

while a house behind is engulfed in tall flames

Arched distressed red serif text reads "HARTFORD" above split numerals "18" and "78" flanking an ornate Victorian monogram of intertwined letters "H" and "S" with decorative scrollwork

White text in a matching retro style reads "It'll Getcha Wet" along the bottom

Distressed white four-pointed atomic starburst with two smaller accent stars sits in the upper left area

Assman license place design inspired by Seinfeld

Moist - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL while a house behind is"Moist" is the only word in the English language that functions as both a descriptor and a weapon. Printing it in bold across your chest just removes the need to say it out loud. The Details: Bold white condensed uppercase sans serif text reads "MOIST" centered on the chest. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim. Material: 100% Ring Spun Cotton for a soft, comfortable wear. Fit: True to size with a relaxed fit. Origin: Printed and