Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex T-Shirt burbank White text reads "RECREATIONAL CENTER

White text reads "RECREATIONAL CENTER of PICKAWAY COUNTY" across the top

I'm no dummy

Matching white blackletter text beneath reads "Amendment

Finishing a 96er earns you a free meal and what appears to be a near-death experience at a Wisconsin lodge

Cooking for a crowd requires the dead-eyed calm of someone who stopped caring three Thanksgivings ago

Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex T-Shirt burbank White text reads "RECREATIONAL CENTERListing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee. HR stopped fighting it and started handing out awards for honesty. The Details: Distressed white sans serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top. Three lines below each pair a golden yellow distressed star with bold, chunky distressed serif text reading