American Dibs On The Moon - Women's T-Shirt Size:S LaRusso's chauffeur service ran on

LaRusso's chauffeur service ran on zero paperwork and a tired wagon hauling her kid to unpaid labor at some stranger's house

Distressed white arched block text reads "FEEDING" above a detailed white top-down illustration of a mosquito with spread wings

Edgar Frog handing you a business card while whispering about the undead is peak entrepreneurial energy from a fifteen-year-old Rambo cosplayer

Repping a band whose entire discography is air guitar takes serious commitment

Johnny complimenting that station wagon is the most precisely targeted act of suburban psychological warfare ever deployed at a country club

American Dibs On The Moon - Women's T-Shirt Size:S LaRusso's chauffeur service ran onPlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."