Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Unisex Hoodie utah Inspired by Seinfeld

Inspired by Seinfeld

Distressed white circular seal with a scalloped gear-tooth outer edge displays arched serif text reading "SHAWSHANK STATE PRISON" across the top and "MAINE

they held neighborhoods together

surrounded by popped popcorn pieces with a diagonal purple laser beam striking from above

and blue brushstroke sky

Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Unisex Hoodie utah Inspired by SeinfeldSanta winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards. Dad's not mad about the lie, he's mad about the chimney. The Details: Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM." A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered, flanked by green holly leaves with red berries. Curved