Upschitz Creek - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Nature's most heavily armed rodent

Nature's most heavily armed rodent is just out here saying what everyone else is thinking

A lower ribbon reads "HOT APPLE PIE

Curved distressed white serif text reads "Large Marge" arching across the top

with "Johnny Unitas'" in white script

" A distressed cartoon bear mascot in a cap and uniform swings a bat mid-stride

Upschitz Creek - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Nature's most heavily armed rodentpschitz Creek has been renting canoes without paddles since 1943, which is less a business model and more a confession. Somehow the umlaut makes the whole operation feel classier than it deserves. The Details: Weathered golden yellow block text reads "PSCHITZ" above "CREEK" with "ESTD" and "1943" flanking the sides. A winding light blue creek flows through olive green pine trees in a vintage hand drawn illustration style, with a wood grain canoe in