Your Mom is My Cardio - Unisex Hoodie Color:White Replacing the one-eyed pirate with

Replacing the one-eyed pirate with a fedora-wearing archaeologist who solves disputes with a revolver is the most logical logo upgrade ever

especially when your skill set has nothing to do with coaxial cables

Egg Shen runs a tour company

Small-town clubs like these gave communities an identity beyond the depot and the pine forests

and A with black club and spade suit symbols

Your Mom is My Cardio - Unisex Hoodie Color:White Replacing the one-eyed pirate withPutting a "your mom" joke in gold 1977 Pontiac Trans Am lettering is the typographic equivalent of wearing a tuxedo to a food fight. The font matured but the joke absolutely refused to. The Details: Retro 1970s inline letterforms with parallel striped lines within each character read "YOUR MOM IS MY" in distressed black ink. Bold golden yellow text with a dark outline reads "CARDIO" below in a larger, heavier weight with the same distressed texture