Fukitol - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Green arched text reads "ESTABLISHED"

Green arched text reads "ESTABLISHED" with "19" and "90" flanking a green circle containing a sketched portrait of Edward Scissorhands with wild black hair

Inspired by Every Which Way But Loose

Black outlined text reads "Est

mouth set in a grim scowl

with two crossed brown-handled Bowie knives behind him

Fukitol - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Green arched text reads "ESTABLISHED"Fukitol exists because Big Pharma already spent billions making "ask your doctor about vague existential dread" sound completely normal. Somebody just had the decency to drop the euphemism and print the actual dosage. The Details: White italic serif text reads "Ask your doctor about extra strength" above a large glossy pharmaceutical capsule split into lavender purple and golden yellow halves, with bold white sans serif text "FUKITOL" and "1000mg"