Grill Sergeant 4th of July - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L A faux business parody inspired

A faux business parody inspired by Latka from Taxi

especially when your skill set has nothing to do with coaxial cables

" and a circular badge reads "FREE INSIDE Red Lobster Gift Certificate

Known for its 35-foot-tall fiberglass sultan statue and Arabian Nights theme

and red Chinese characters flanking both sides

Grill Sergeant 4th of July - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L A faux business parody inspiredGrill Sergeants earned their rank by screaming at raw hamburgers with the same intensity a drill instructor brings to terrified recruits. Nobody promoted them, nobody asked, but the tongs are theirs and the coals aren't ready yet. The Details: A blue charcoal kettle grill with red flames sits at the top, a white star on its bowl, flanked by two red stars. Distressed white stencil style text reads "GRILL SERGEANT" in the center. Blue and red military