Vernon's Gym - Unisex Tank Top science Distressed white block text flanking

Distressed white block text flanking the bowl reads "IN" on the left and "MY" on the right

" Golden-yellow text reads "Las Vegas

A small yellow lightning bolt icon anchors the bottom edge

A digital illustration of President Gerald Ford wearing a sombrero

" Cream text reads "10/26/85 • 1:20AM" above two small orange flame trails at the base

Vernon's Gym - Unisex Tank Top science Distressed white block text flankingVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.