Speedy Erection Co. We Get it Up Fast - Unisex Tank Top Color:Red Bold rust-brown text reads "BEGGAR'S

Bold rust-brown text reads "BEGGAR'S CANYON" at the top

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Golden-yellow arched text reading "MOONLIGHT ROLLERWAY" crowns a circular blue badge

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White decorative script text reads "Got Ho's" above a vintage cartoon-style white silhouette of Santa Claus striding forward with a large gift sack slung over his shoulder

Speedy Erection Co. We Get it Up Fast - Unisex Tank Top Color:Red Bold rust-brown text reads "BEGGAR'SSpeedy Erection Co. has been getting it up fast since 1977, which is either an impressive construction record or a very optimistic medical claim. The crane on top really sells the legitimacy that absolutely no one is buying. The Details: Detailed white line art illustration depicts a multi story building under construction with scaffolding and a crane. Distressed white bold block text below reads "SPEEDY" above "ERECTION CO" in large capitals. Smaller