Shit's Creek Survivor - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy Distressed white text reads "COLUMBUS"

Distressed white text reads "COLUMBUS" above golden-yellow script reading "RiverSnipes" with a curved swoosh tail

Outlined hollow block letters in the Star Wars typeface read "DARTH VADER" below

olive green

Arched blue bold text reads "BALLINGER

That stick figure has the energy of a guy who said "watch this" exactly once

Shit's Creek Survivor - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy Distressed white text reads "COLUMBUS"Paddling through Shit's Creek and slapping a vintage camp logo on it is the most honest souvenir anyone over thirty can own. Every barbecue has at least six survivors, and none of them packed sunscreen. The Details: Arched golden yellow serif text reads "SHIT'S CREEK" above a distressed vintage illustration of a figure in a hat paddling a canoe, with small wavy lines depicting water beneath and around the hull. Below the illustration, golden yellow