President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_80s " and "MASS

" and "MASS

White cursive text below reads "Fallbrook

Distressed white angular text in a pseudo-Asian typeface reads "CATCHES BULLETS" across the top

rendered in a weathered style with star-pattern hubcaps

A baseball with visible stitching sits below alongside "79'

President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_80s " and "MASSTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text