Abe on 4th of July - Unisex T-Shirt Color:White Arched distressed cream text reads

Arched distressed cream text reads "I WAS YOUNG AND NEEDED THE" above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a kid performing an aerial trick on a BMX bike

" A small white Predator skull icon sits centered at the bottom

striped serape

" Apparently hair dye is the last socially acceptable form of conversion therapy

and he earned every bubble

Abe on 4th of July - Unisex T-Shirt Color:White Arched distressed cream text readsLincoln freed an entire nation and his reward is being the mascot for the same hot dog joke every uncle has made since 1987. Apparently emancipation was just the opening act for wiener comedy in front of the White House. The Details: Digital illustration depicts Abraham Lincoln in aviator sunglasses, holding an oversized hot dog and a beer mug in front of the White House with fireworks and red, white, and blue bunting. Lincoln's graphic tee reads