Give Me, a Keg, of Beer - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Double-needle stitching for durability

Double-needle stitching for durability

No claws necessary

Red Gothic blackletter reads "Howard" above dark brown text reading "PREMIUM WEREWOLF" and "BEER KEGS

Finishing a 96er earns you a free meal and what appears to be a near-death experience at a Wisconsin lodge

Pee-wee Herman's signature response to being underestimated was as memorable as his laugh

Give Me, a Keg, of Beer - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Double-needle stitching for durabilityScott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernatural wisdom or cosmic purpose, just the raw nerve to demand a keg with zero social anxiety. Turning into a beast only reveals what every teenager at that party already wanted. Inspired by Teen Wolf. The Details: Distressed white horror style text reads "GIVE ME, A KEG," to the left of a detailed digital illustration of Scott Howard mid transformation with bloodshot red eyes, brown disheveled hair, and a tense