'Merica Kickin' Ass Since 1776 - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:S A distressed cartoon anthropomorphic celery

A distressed cartoon anthropomorphic celery stalk character strides forward with leafy tops sprouting from its head

White hand-lettered text reads "BOWL" on a wider angular red banner below

" Green script reads "Prune Pickers" with a sweeping tail beneath

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'Merica Kickin' Ass Since 1776 - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:S A distressed cartoon anthropomorphic celeryDropping the "A" from America took 248 years of complex geopolitical history and turned it into a wrestling entrance theme. Somehow that single missing letter communicates more foreign policy than any State Department briefing ever could. The Details: Distressed white silhouette of the continental United States sits behind rounded retro bubble lettering reading "'Merica." Weathered white blocky text below reads "kickin' ass since 1776." Fit & Fabric: