Lawn Enforcement Officer - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal " Dark blue hand-drawn text

" Dark blue hand-drawn text on light blue banner bars reads "GRINDAGE

A cartoon illustration depicts two Holstein cows with red eyes seated in chairs at a green poker table

sketchy line style

meaning confusion officially exists beyond the boundaries of known science

flanked by small stylized clouds

Lawn Enforcement Officer - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal " Dark blue hand-drawn textLawn enforcement officers carry the full weight of federal authority, except the jurisdiction ends at the property line and the only crime is letting crabgrass go unpunished. Somewhere a dad just pinned this badge on and saluted his own reflection in the storm door. The Details: Distressed golden yellow eagle with spread wings sits above bold serif text reading "LAWN" and "ENFORCEMENT." A shield shaped badge contains a push mower silhouette centered