Moist v2 - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Ben Franklin spent years in

Ben Franklin spent years in Paris allegedly doing diplomacy but actually just drinking everything the French put in front of him

or as a lighthearted gift for your favorite jokester

bound together by the crack of a bat

Six square feet of patio is the only territory worth defending with tongs

and wide-open laughing mouth

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