Three Storms Tribute - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Swearing a blood oath over

Swearing a blood oath over thunder with your sentient teddy bear is the kind of childhood pact that absolutely should not survive into your thirties

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Smaller white text below reads "A REAL MEXICAN HERO™" in the same italic style

making it the neighborhood's anchor

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Three Storms Tribute - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Swearing a blood oath overThunder, Rain, and Lightning rolling up in coordinated outfits like the most dangerous boy band Lo Pan ever assembled. Jack Burton brought a knife to a lightning fight and still thought he was the hero. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Three figures in large conical straw hats stand in formation, rendered in comic book illustration style with heavy black ink linework. Blue lightning crackles between the hands of the central figure