Assistant Fireworks Director - I Duck You Duck - Classic Foam Trucker Hat sarasota the other bald with glasses

the other bald with glasses

holding a brick-sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear

and an open-mouthed expression

classic southern nostalgia

Red serif text in a vintage trattoria style reads "The lady will have the linguine and white clam sauce

Assistant Fireworks Director - I Duck You Duck - Classic Foam Trucker Hat sarasota the other bald with glassesAssistant Fireworks Directors spend most of their career perfecting the art of crouching behind a berm while someone else gets the credit. The job title exists entirely so one person can legally point at another when something catches fire early. The Details: Bold royal blue uppercase sans serif text reads "ASSISTANT" above "FIREWORKS" and "DIRECTOR" stacked in the same style. Three red five pointed stars are arranged in a horizontal row beneath the